Whos there jokes
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"