Whos there

Whos there jokes

Knife

  • "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

    Leaf

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

    God

  • Knock knock, who's there? God.

    God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!

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  • Swing

  • Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

    Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

    Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

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  • Health

  • Me: Knock, knock.

    Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

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  • Queen

  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Queen.

    Queen who?

    You don't know the queen? You're crazy!

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

    Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

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  • Ball

  • Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Draggin’.

    Draggin’ who?

    Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To eat Bob's arms.

    Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Bob.