Whos there jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!