Who would win jokes

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!