5+ Best Who Would Win Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Emo kid

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

Fight

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

Memes

Civilization

The image is divided into two sections. On the left side, there is the text 'A CIVILIZATION WITH GUNS' above the Australian flag. On the right, it says 'SOME FUNNY BIRDS' over a picture of multiple emus.

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Church

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?

Like

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Basketball

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Turtle

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Memes

Extraterrestrial

A possessed boi or math?

The image is a meme with two panels. The left panel shows a blue, four-limbed, cartoonish figure, described as "An extraterrestrial being, that can take on many forms, with infinite power, that can make anyone go absolutely deaf." The right panel shows a simple math equation written in a child-like scrawl: "4 x 0 = 0", labeled as "A 3rd grade math equation."

Fire

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Fight

The image shows a meme with two panels asking "Who would win?" The left panel contains a picture of Elmo, while the right panel shows Rocco, a rock from "Sesame Street."

Autism

Lion

The image is a split panel comparing "1 trillion lions" to "the sun". Below this is a comment stating "The lions would win if they attacked at night" followed by an image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening".

Nuke

The image shows a comparison. On the left, there's a cartoonish nuke. On the right is a picture of a baby with a funny facial expression. Above both, it reads "Who would win?" and below it reads "A nuke?" on the left, "or meme generator?" on the right, followed by "Comment who you think will win".

Oil

LeBron James is pictured in a close up shot. Below is text that reads: Hey LeBron! Who would win a twerk off, but naked and covered in oil? Helen Keller or Martin Luther king jr.?

Prank

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The image shows two cartoon characters: a red cube named Blocky and a blue character with the number four on its chest. The text says "Who would win?" Above Blocky, it reads: "A advertisement who pranks everyone." Above the blue character, it says: "One screechy boi."

President

The meme shows a comparison between an "IDF FOG MACHINE" and "IRANIAN PRESIDENT." On the left is an image of a fog machine in operation, producing a cloud of smoke and on the right is a picture of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi.

Fire

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

Scientist

Who would you choose?

The image poses a question: "Who would win?" On the left is a green test tube with an angry face, described as "A scientist who was able to make a time travel machine." On the right is a cartoon taco with an angry face holding a pink gun, described as "A taco gorl with a gun."

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who would win in a fight?

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