Who would win jokes

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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

Who would win?

The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,

Or one horny Henry?