Who would win jokes
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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?