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Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison? How rare they are.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick Whites hairline envied yours
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
What are a orphans favorite shoes?
White vans
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
