Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
