White jokes
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.