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White jokes

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.