Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck ๐
โI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.โ
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one? The White one actually did it
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Walter White.
