Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Wheres Jokes
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
