Wheres jokes
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.