Wheres jokes

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

Where do religious kids practice sports?

In the prayground.

Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?

Microsoft.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Where's your off button?

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

Where can't orphans park?

Parent child.