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You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

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Where we treat our patients nicely.

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What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

Where do you go when food dies?

A fooderal.

Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.

I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"

My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"

Where's your off button?

Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?

There, there, over there, and over here too.

Where can't orphans park?

Parent child.

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣