Wheres jokes

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

Where can't orphans park?

Parent child.

Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where can you find the most dads?

Milk Island.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?

Dad: . . .

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

Me people call me emo.

Older cousin: Why?

Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...