my dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?
duck!! where??
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop. The man asked for some crack The woman turned around and said, 'here.' That's where the crack was. you guessed it.
The next day she wiped it clean ready for the next guest who 'wanted crack' ;)
If you spell swim backwards you get miws, where is my dad?
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to sower
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely, Billy replied with "whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun "Wheres the candle?" the other Nun says "Doesn't it!".
Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
I was watching the condring with a emo person she said she likes the part where the girl was hanging I said why because you wish it were you?
What dose a orphan say a lot.where is my house
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? becuse it needed lemin ade(not the cool tipe of sick the one where you are in the hospital)lemin ade 1st ade
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... the boat dock
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
you; wonder where my dad is mean while dad; its good to be at milk island
so if there is a 711 and a 911 wheres 811
