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I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.