Wheres jokes
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.