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Exorcism

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Cannibal

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

Homework

Teacher: Where's your homework?

Student: At home...

Teacher: What's it doing there?

Student: Having a better time than me.

Memes

Bathroom

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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  • Cockroach

    If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

    Home

    If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

    The dark.

    Hill

    Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.

    One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

    The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."

    Demon Slayer

    My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

    Me: Demon Slayer.

    My teacher: Why?

    The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

    Ghost

    I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

    Morgue

    Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!

    Orphanage

    I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

    Noose

    An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.

    *A few minutes later*

    son: There.

    mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?

    son: Dad showed me before he died.

    mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*

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  • Funeral

    What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?

    This would be much better if you were alive.

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