Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
The mom : "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road honey?" The dad : "Everywhere"
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick girlfriend: " cool where is it?"
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
What where Stephens last words “battery low”
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
