Wheres jokes
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?