What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
