Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly
Because whenever they hit the corner they build a shop
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, "Thank you for your donation!"
There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato" and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayonnaise all over me.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body. I gave her a shoulder to crayon
I think my dad is to black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes he disappears .🤣
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
bro my forehead is so big whenever i need to find something on it i need the exact coordinates
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.
