Whenever jokes

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

Why did Oliver have no friends?

His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"

He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.

The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,

"Thank you for your donation!"

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.