Every Time jokes
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!