When jokes
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?
He raged! 😱
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."