When jokes

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!