When jokes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
When an African has a twin, your me??
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.