When jokes

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

What song is sung when conceiving?

"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

"Where ya going?"

"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."

What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?

Noise!

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

What did the mincrater do when his Xbox turns off?

He raged! 😱

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...