When jokes

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"

When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?

When a plane hits it.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

When you fail art school.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.