When jokes
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?