When jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:

God: No, I don’t want to.

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?

Air quality alert code brown!

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.