When jokes
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Memes
when i am annoyed with my brother
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.