When jokes

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

When do cows moo? Moosday.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

What time is it when you have a toothache?

2:30 (Tooth hurty).

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is it called when orphans take a selfie?

A family photo.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.