When jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
Me when i was 7 be like
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.