When jokes
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"