When jokes
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
When an African has a twin, your me??
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.