When jokes
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
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What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!