When jokes

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.

When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait/A selfie.

What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?

A family portrait.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

When the drip is sus.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.