When jokes
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
When is a cold not a cold?