When jokes
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.