When jokes

When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"

"No," replies the adopted kid.

"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.

If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.

Like if you dislike emos.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.