What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Whats Jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
