Whats jokes
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
what a role model xx
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.