Whats jokes
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!