Whats jokes
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.