Whats jokes
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
Memes
Honestly tho it’s a pretty good show
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.