Whats jokes
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
lollll
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!