Whats jokes
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"
Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.
Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!