Whats jokes
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.