Whats jokes
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Memes
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
I don’t know what to call this chat.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is depressed and gay? Me.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.