Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Memes
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.