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What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
So true
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.