Whats jokes
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Memes
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.