What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
Whats Jokes
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
