Whats jokes

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

What did the first guy say to the second?

Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?

The Stigg.

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.

What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.

Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"