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Orphanage

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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Tower

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

Boob

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

Memes

Hooker

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Squad

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

Computer

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Moose

What is the plural of goose? Geese.

What is the plural of foot? Feet.

What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!

Orphan

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Miscarriage

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Titanic

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Social media

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Chef

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Octopus

What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?

A white octopus isn't in the KKK!

Whore

Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.

Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)