Whats jokes
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"