Whats jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Memes
I haven't seen sunlight in 3 years
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a PEIS?
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.