Whats jokes
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a PEIS?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.