Whats jokes
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is a difference between a tree and...
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
"What bus?"