Whats Jokes

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If you are what you eat, then I’m black.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.