Whats jokes
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Memes
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
What is a difference between a tree and...
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a PEIS?
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.