Whats jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Wait what???
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
"Have fun at school night" is what?
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a difference between a tree and...
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.