Whats jokes
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.