Whats jokes
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
real.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."