What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
Whats Jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
