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What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What's big and black?
My balls.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.