Whats jokes
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
Memes
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.