Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.