Whats jokes
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Wait what???
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.