Whats jokes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Wait what???
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.