Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Memes
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)