Whats jokes
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.