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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
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What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.