Whats jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.