Whats jokes
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What is a cow?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.