Whats jokes
What is fun? Everyone.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.