What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Whats Jokes
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
