Whats jokes
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
Roll In Peace.
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
My name is what orphans can never have.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.