Whats jokes
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What about women's lefts?
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?