Whats jokes
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!