Whats jokes
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Memes
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.