Whats jokes
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Memes
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.