Whats jokes
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”