Whats jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.