Whats jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Memes
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.