Overlord jokes

Oven

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Nobody

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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Hitler

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    "Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

    Hitler: "Mine less, then."

    Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

    Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

    Minion

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    If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

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    ... After the battle, masterless cattle ... Overlords hanging by a thread With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow We'll be atop the heap ... While the rest of Hell's pissing ... Alastor's missing ... Fled with his tail between his legs Nature abhors a power vacuum That leaves room for you and me The future of Hell belongs to the Vees

    I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

    Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more