Whats jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.