What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a cute door?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
WHHHYYYY
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
