Whats jokes
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?