Whats jokes
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
Velcro, what a rip-off!
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Memes
What happen to shrek
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.