Whats jokes
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!