Whats jokes
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What’s the most positive thing in Africa?
Their HIV test.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.