Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?