Whats jokes
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Memes
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What is baseball?
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.