Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.