Whats jokes
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Memes
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!