Whats jokes
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.