Whats jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.