Whats jokes
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.