What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What happen to shrek
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
