Whats jokes
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"