Whats jokes
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Memes
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What age is served for breakfast?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What were the webs?
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.