Whats jokes
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Memes
ehehhe everything.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.