Whats jokes
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"