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What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
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Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.