Whats jokes

What do you call a shadow?

Tyrone, don’t be a coon!

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

Kid: Which were me, are your parents?

Orphan: What are parents?

What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?

Just switch off the lights.

What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.

What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?

"Full House".