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Whats Jokes
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
