Whats jokes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.