Whats jokes
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Memes
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."