Whats jokes
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Memes
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a cute door?
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What do you call my friends?...
Short.