Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Memes
Me all the time
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"