Whats jokes
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
I know
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.