Whats jokes
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
My wife is an optimist. Our first night together, she handed me a Magnum XL condom. I didn’t know what to do, so I made her a balloon animal 🎈🦒.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.