Whats jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.