Whats jokes

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚

It has the most stories.

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America’s Funniest Home Videos.

(lol)

What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?

A toolbox.

What's the difference between a man and a table?

The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What's a rapist's favorite scale?

C Minor.

My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?

The priest stopped him on the way there.

A man wakes up from his operation, and the doctor says, "I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?"

The man says, "Bad," so the doctor says, "During the surgery, your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man."

The man says, "What’s the good then?" And the doctor says, "I’m picking her up at 7."

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.

What is it about sisters who argue?

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.

My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"

I told him, "Probably a bullet."

Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.

1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!