What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Shitpost-master general
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
