Whats jokes
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
What is a cow?
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"