Whats jokes
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Yes so smart
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.