Whats jokes
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.