Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Memes
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What animal lies? A lion.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"