Whats jokes
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Perfect
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans