Whats jokes
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."