What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Whats Jokes
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Happens every time
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
