Whats jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.