Whats jokes
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Memes
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”