Whats jokes
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?
Kiss my ASCII!
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"