Whats jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.