Whats jokes
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."