Whats jokes
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."