Whats jokes
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?