Whats jokes
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.