Whats jokes
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.