Whats jokes
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. π
Memes
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Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
βYou got nice buns!β
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.