What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
Whats Jokes
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
