Whats jokes
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Memes
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."