Whats jokes
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.