Whats jokes
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
BFF: Dude, come over to my house right now!
Me: What? No way, it's 2:58 AM.
BFF: But I just found my brother's secret stash of Oreos!
Me: I'll be over in 5 minutes.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What kills you?
Suicide.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?