Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Memes
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!