Whats jokes
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
What is the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A mosquito stops sucking after you f*cking slap it.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call anal rape?
Ass cream.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.