What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Whats Jokes
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
