Whats jokes
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.