Whats jokes
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)