Whats jokes
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Memes
What I mean when I say in about to crash out
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.