What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Whats Jokes
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
