Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Memes
is this what you're waiting for?
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.