Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.