Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Memes
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"