Whats jokes
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
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What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.