Whats jokes
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What hangs low?
Balls.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What is the bus?
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.