Whats jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
Memes
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”