Whats jokes
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
The mistletoaster
What hangs low?
Balls.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is the bus?
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!