Whats jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
2020:
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What hangs low?
Balls.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.