Whats jokes
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.