What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Whats Jokes
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter; he's not coming.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
