Whats jokes
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!