Whats jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Memes
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?
A home button.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What has 3 legs, 4 arms, and 5 heads?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.