Whats jokes
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
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What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.