Whats jokes

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Carlos.

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

What’s red, blonde, and wet?

Saskia in grain.

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!

If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?

That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

I don't know what to write here, just like...

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.

What do you call a guy with a long chin?

Chino-Chinese

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What do you call an emo cancer kid?

Chemo.

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.