Whats jokes
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner?
Same baby, one week later.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD