Whats jokes
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Memes
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
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What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.