What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Whats Jokes
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
