Whats jokes
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.