Whats jokes
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.