Whats jokes
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
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What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.