Whats jokes
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Memes
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What is the bus?
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
What hangs low?
Balls.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.