Whats jokes
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)