Whats jokes
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
As a son, I like sports, and I watch sports with my mom. So one day, we were looking at football. My mom asked me who makes the most money. I said the quarterback.
My mom told me I'm going to get a quarterback as my new boyfriend, and it'll be your new stepfather. A week later, my mom went out. I came home, and I see my mom making out with a high school kid. I said, "What's going on?" My mom said, "Look, my new boyfriend and new stepfather is the high school quarterback." My mom said, "See, mission accomplished." I said, "Yeah, job well done."
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.