Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Memes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What's the most expensive haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's a word that starts with "m" and ends in "airage" and all men like it?
Miscarriage. The joke never gets old just like the baby.