Whats jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Memes
Yes so smart
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"