Whats jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.