What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Whats Jokes
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What did Sally get for Easter?..
Nail polish.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
