Whats jokes
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.