Whats jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?

It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!

What are cheetahs' favorite chips?

Cheetah Puffs!

What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.

What is an Irish kiss?

Fellatio from a gay Irishman.

What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?

They get choked.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?

"I'm sorry, I just had to."

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

What do you call a stoner when horny?

A weed whacker!

What did the dirt say to the embers?

You look smoking hot.

What burns up a football stadium?

A football match.

What do you call a skeleton's omelet?

A bonelet.

What was King Tut's favorite coffee?

De-coffin-ated.