Whats jokes
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"