Whats jokes
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Memes
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.