Whats jokes
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"