Whats jokes
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.