Whats jokes
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!