Whats jokes
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."