Whats jokes
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphans?
Call their parents.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"