Whats jokes
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What did the snail say to his ex-wife?
"I'm still leaving you!"
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]