Whats jokes
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What does LMAO stand for?
Launching Moms At Orphans.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.