Whats jokes
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.