Whats jokes
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the difference between a painting and Jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"