Whats jokes
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!