Whats jokes
Disabled man stands up.
Blind man: “You can stand?”
Deaf man: “You can see?”
Mute man: “You can hear?”
Disabled man: “You can talk?”
Doctor: “What the actual fuck?”
Other doctor: “FUCK THIS, I QUIT!”
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Memes
What is this wrong answers only
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What happens when premenstrual Raggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"