Whats jokes
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.