Whats jokes
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker?
Hop in!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands?
"Feet! Feet!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!