Whats jokes
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?