Whats jokes
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
So true
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.