Whats jokes
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Memes
aliens
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!