Whats jokes
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
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What do jokes serve for dessert?
Memes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.