Whats jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
really is there
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?