Whats jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
henderson what the helllllll are you doing
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.