Whats jokes
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
I heard an unusual word the other day: "Opaque."
Unfortunately, what it means is unclear.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.