Whats jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
Well.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.