Whats jokes
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Memes
Wade, What did you do? You're grounded for life.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.