Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.