Whats jokes
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Memes
“High Arousal”
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.